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Jul. 29th, 2021 02:49 pmKEEPING
A (Kitchen) KNIFE: Hey, let me see what you have--
Fluffy Socks: You can never have enough.
A Weed: A small, shareable bag. CHRIS I'M CALLING NINE-ONE-ONE.
Hello, My Name Is ____: An empty nametag, with some glitter markers and fun stickers to decorate it.
Sanic the Hawtdawg Plush: An ill-advised tie-in toy to an even more ill-advised movie. The eyes haunt you.
The Complete Works of Taylor Swift: A small portable music player with the entire discography of one artist.
Gwen Poole Funko Pop: My own merchandise! It's so cool it exists that I'm ignoring how creepy it is.
FOR TRADE
Rubber Ducky: You know the one. It makes bathtime fun! Squeak squeak!
COWboy Boots: These- aren't boots? They have guns for the heels and- oh god they look like hooves why.
Replicated Kali-fal: A Moxx-tail, courtesy of the Up Over Bar. This one is teal and comes in a cone-like glass. Forcibly opens up the sinuses.
Disposable Camera: For taking pictures of ghosts!
Spring Water: Crystal clear bottled water that may have actually just come from a tap.
Walkie-Talkies: A set of two-way radios with extremely short range and an ever dwindling battery life.
Fanny Pack: Looks disgustingly tacky, but at least it holds your stuff.
ECHO Recorder: A portable voice recording and playback device.
Umbrella: Handy for keeping dry, I guess? Or you could hit someone with it kind of hard.
Jack Mask: A disturbingly realistic skin-like mask.
Hot Gazpacho: A Moxx-tail, courtesy of the Up Over Bar. This one is light purple and comes in a cylindrical glass. It's spicy!
A (Kitchen) KNIFE: Hey, let me see what you have--
Chef's Ensemble: A chef's hat and an apron that reads "Kiss The Shellf."
Mug: A slightly chipped, but still well cared-for mug.
Cigarette Pack: A pack of Hi-Lite brand cigarettes, full up and perfect for dramatic brooding.
Smuppet: A puppet of dubious origins, with a long probiscus-like nose and a firm, plush rump.
Cheese Basket: An assortment of delicious cheeses, crackers, and sliced meats.
H-Jack Dakimura: A body pillow featuring a scantily-clad image of your handsome host.
Wake-Up Slap: A canned coffee-based energy drink in chocolate flavor, from Spacebucks.
Worldhoppers: A datachip containing a media series involving explorers, wormholes, and occasionally, alien ruins.
Promotional Poster: A slightly holographic poster promoting a tag-team fight, backing a pair of fighters called Gaia Ascendant and the Flashbang Queen.
Cloven Crystal: A yellow orb that resembles serpentine eye thanks to the crevice that looks like an axe was once embedded in it - in case you forgot something is always watching.
Medicinal Herb: A carefully prepared pouch of pain-relieving leaves.
Fluffy Socks: You can never have enough.
Crowbar: Perfect for opening things or acting as a melee weapon in a pinch.
The Oxygen Destroyer: A deadly device that once contained the dangerous chemical compound that killed Godzilla. Currently empty.
Multivitamins: A large bottle of daily vitamin tablets. Take with water.
Rubber Ducky: You know the one. It makes bathtime fun! Squeak squeak!
Sand: It's not even in a jar. It's coarse and rough and you know the rest...
The Complete Works of Taylor Swift: A small portable music player with the entire discography of one artist.
Sickle: One half of the flag of the Soviet Union.
Heavy-Duty Flashlight: Perfect for ghost hunting!
Butt Stallion Figurine with Enhanced Mane: Perfect to brush and braid, if not for the fact it's made out of solid diamond! Every child's dream toy!
Jack Mask: A fuzzy mascot head of your lovely host. Now you too can be Handsome!
Giant Pencil: This thing is defintely taller than you. ME HOY MINOY!
TRADED / CONSUMED / DESTROYED
A Weed: A small, shareable bag. CHRIS I'M CALLING NINE-ONE-ONE.
Apple Juice: A single serving bottle. It's weirdly warm?
Inescapable Lash: Made of tightly wound bronze leather, it can grapple a target as far as 20ft away or pull objects towards it.
Red Sap: Fresh from the Forever Fall forest. Actually delicious.
Lemon Lime & Bullets: A Moxx-tail, courtesy of the Up Over Bar. This one is green and comes in a round cup. Quenches your thirst!
Oxy-Clean: BILLY MAYS HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT OXY-CLEAN-
Lancaster Bikini: A red and white bikini set, with a lion on one of the boobs.
A (Kitchen) KNIFE: Hey, let me see what you have--
Fluffy Socks: You can never have enough.
A Weed: A small, shareable bag. CHRIS I'M CALLING NINE-ONE-ONE.
Hello, My Name Is ____: An empty nametag, with some glitter markers and fun stickers to decorate it.
Sanic the Hawtdawg Plush: An ill-advised tie-in toy to an even more ill-advised movie. The eyes haunt you.
The Complete Works of Taylor Swift: A small portable music player with the entire discography of one artist.
Gwen Poole Funko Pop: My own merchandise! It's so cool it exists that I'm ignoring how creepy it is.
FOR TRADE
Rubber Ducky: You know the one. It makes bathtime fun! Squeak squeak!
COWboy Boots: These- aren't boots? They have guns for the heels and- oh god they look like hooves why.
Replicated Kali-fal: A Moxx-tail, courtesy of the Up Over Bar. This one is teal and comes in a cone-like glass. Forcibly opens up the sinuses.
Disposable Camera: For taking pictures of ghosts!
Spring Water: Crystal clear bottled water that may have actually just come from a tap.
Walkie-Talkies: A set of two-way radios with extremely short range and an ever dwindling battery life.
Fanny Pack: Looks disgustingly tacky, but at least it holds your stuff.
ECHO Recorder: A portable voice recording and playback device.
Umbrella: Handy for keeping dry, I guess? Or you could hit someone with it kind of hard.
Jack Mask: A disturbingly realistic skin-like mask.
Hot Gazpacho: A Moxx-tail, courtesy of the Up Over Bar. This one is light purple and comes in a cylindrical glass. It's spicy!
A (Kitchen) KNIFE: Hey, let me see what you have--
Chef's Ensemble: A chef's hat and an apron that reads "Kiss The Shellf."
Mug: A slightly chipped, but still well cared-for mug.
Cigarette Pack: A pack of Hi-Lite brand cigarettes, full up and perfect for dramatic brooding.
Smuppet: A puppet of dubious origins, with a long probiscus-like nose and a firm, plush rump.
Cheese Basket: An assortment of delicious cheeses, crackers, and sliced meats.
H-Jack Dakimura: A body pillow featuring a scantily-clad image of your handsome host.
Wake-Up Slap: A canned coffee-based energy drink in chocolate flavor, from Spacebucks.
Worldhoppers: A datachip containing a media series involving explorers, wormholes, and occasionally, alien ruins.
Promotional Poster: A slightly holographic poster promoting a tag-team fight, backing a pair of fighters called Gaia Ascendant and the Flashbang Queen.
Cloven Crystal: A yellow orb that resembles serpentine eye thanks to the crevice that looks like an axe was once embedded in it - in case you forgot something is always watching.
Medicinal Herb: A carefully prepared pouch of pain-relieving leaves.
Fluffy Socks: You can never have enough.
Crowbar: Perfect for opening things or acting as a melee weapon in a pinch.
The Oxygen Destroyer: A deadly device that once contained the dangerous chemical compound that killed Godzilla. Currently empty.
Multivitamins: A large bottle of daily vitamin tablets. Take with water.
Rubber Ducky: You know the one. It makes bathtime fun! Squeak squeak!
Sand: It's not even in a jar. It's coarse and rough and you know the rest...
The Complete Works of Taylor Swift: A small portable music player with the entire discography of one artist.
Sickle: One half of the flag of the Soviet Union.
Heavy-Duty Flashlight: Perfect for ghost hunting!
Butt Stallion Figurine with Enhanced Mane: Perfect to brush and braid, if not for the fact it's made out of solid diamond! Every child's dream toy!
Jack Mask: A fuzzy mascot head of your lovely host. Now you too can be Handsome!
Giant Pencil: This thing is defintely taller than you. ME HOY MINOY!
TRADED / CONSUMED / DESTROYED
A Weed: A small, shareable bag. CHRIS I'M CALLING NINE-ONE-ONE.
Apple Juice: A single serving bottle. It's weirdly warm?
Inescapable Lash: Made of tightly wound bronze leather, it can grapple a target as far as 20ft away or pull objects towards it.
Red Sap: Fresh from the Forever Fall forest. Actually delicious.
Lemon Lime & Bullets: A Moxx-tail, courtesy of the Up Over Bar. This one is green and comes in a round cup. Quenches your thirst!
Oxy-Clean: BILLY MAYS HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT OXY-CLEAN-
Lancaster Bikini: A red and white bikini set, with a lion on one of the boobs.
