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wcb inventory
Jul. 29th, 2021 02:49 pmKEEPING
A (Kitchen) KNIFE: Hey, let me see what you have--
Fluffy Socks: You can never have enough.
A Weed: A small, shareable bag. CHRIS I'M CALLING NINE-ONE-ONE.
Hello, My Name Is ____: An empty nametag, with some glitter markers and fun stickers to decorate it.
Sanic the Hawtdawg Plush: An ill-advised tie-in toy to an even more ill-advised movie. The eyes haunt you.
The Complete Works of Taylor Swift: A small portable music player with the entire discography of one artist.
Gwen Poole Funko Pop: My own merchandise! It's so cool it exists that I'm ignoring how creepy it is.
FOR TRADE
Rubber Ducky: You know the one. It makes bathtime fun! Squeak squeak!
COWboy Boots: These- aren't boots? They have guns for the heels and- oh god they look like hooves why.
Replicated Kali-fal: A Moxx-tail, courtesy of the Up Over Bar. This one is teal and comes in a cone-like glass. Forcibly opens up the sinuses.
Disposable Camera: For taking pictures of ghosts!
Spring Water: Crystal clear bottled water that may have actually just come from a tap.
Walkie-Talkies: A set of two-way radios with extremely short range and an ever dwindling battery life.
Fanny Pack: Looks disgustingly tacky, but at least it holds your stuff.
ECHO Recorder: A portable voice recording and playback device.
Umbrella: Handy for keeping dry, I guess? Or you could hit someone with it kind of hard.
Jack Mask: A disturbingly realistic skin-like mask.
Hot Gazpacho: A Moxx-tail, courtesy of the Up Over Bar. This one is light purple and comes in a cylindrical glass. It's spicy!
A (Kitchen) KNIFE: Hey, let me see what you have--
Chef's Ensemble: A chef's hat and an apron that reads "Kiss The Shellf."
Mug: A slightly chipped, but still well cared-for mug.
Cigarette Pack: A pack of Hi-Lite brand cigarettes, full up and perfect for dramatic brooding.
Smuppet: A puppet of dubious origins, with a long probiscus-like nose and a firm, plush rump.
Cheese Basket: An assortment of delicious cheeses, crackers, and sliced meats.
H-Jack Dakimura: A body pillow featuring a scantily-clad image of your handsome host.
Wake-Up Slap: A canned coffee-based energy drink in chocolate flavor, from Spacebucks.
Worldhoppers: A datachip containing a media series involving explorers, wormholes, and occasionally, alien ruins.
Promotional Poster: A slightly holographic poster promoting a tag-team fight, backing a pair of fighters called Gaia Ascendant and the Flashbang Queen.
Cloven Crystal: A yellow orb that resembles serpentine eye thanks to the crevice that looks like an axe was once embedded in it - in case you forgot something is always watching.
Medicinal Herb: A carefully prepared pouch of pain-relieving leaves.
Fluffy Socks: You can never have enough.
Crowbar: Perfect for opening things or acting as a melee weapon in a pinch.
The Oxygen Destroyer: A deadly device that once contained the dangerous chemical compound that killed Godzilla. Currently empty.
Multivitamins: A large bottle of daily vitamin tablets. Take with water.
Rubber Ducky: You know the one. It makes bathtime fun! Squeak squeak!
Sand: It's not even in a jar. It's coarse and rough and you know the rest...
The Complete Works of Taylor Swift: A small portable music player with the entire discography of one artist.
Sickle: One half of the flag of the Soviet Union.
Heavy-Duty Flashlight: Perfect for ghost hunting!
Butt Stallion Figurine with Enhanced Mane: Perfect to brush and braid, if not for the fact it's made out of solid diamond! Every child's dream toy!
Jack Mask: A fuzzy mascot head of your lovely host. Now you too can be Handsome!
Giant Pencil: This thing is defintely taller than you. ME HOY MINOY!
TRADED / CONSUMED / DESTROYED
A Weed: A small, shareable bag. CHRIS I'M CALLING NINE-ONE-ONE.
Apple Juice: A single serving bottle. It's weirdly warm?
Inescapable Lash: Made of tightly wound bronze leather, it can grapple a target as far as 20ft away or pull objects towards it.
Red Sap: Fresh from the Forever Fall forest. Actually delicious.
Lemon Lime & Bullets: A Moxx-tail, courtesy of the Up Over Bar. This one is green and comes in a round cup. Quenches your thirst!
Oxy-Clean: BILLY MAYS HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT OXY-CLEAN-
Lancaster Bikini: A red and white bikini set, with a lion on one of the boobs.
A (Kitchen) KNIFE: Hey, let me see what you have--
Fluffy Socks: You can never have enough.
A Weed: A small, shareable bag. CHRIS I'M CALLING NINE-ONE-ONE.
Hello, My Name Is ____: An empty nametag, with some glitter markers and fun stickers to decorate it.
Sanic the Hawtdawg Plush: An ill-advised tie-in toy to an even more ill-advised movie. The eyes haunt you.
The Complete Works of Taylor Swift: A small portable music player with the entire discography of one artist.
Gwen Poole Funko Pop: My own merchandise! It's so cool it exists that I'm ignoring how creepy it is.
FOR TRADE
Rubber Ducky: You know the one. It makes bathtime fun! Squeak squeak!
COWboy Boots: These- aren't boots? They have guns for the heels and- oh god they look like hooves why.
Replicated Kali-fal: A Moxx-tail, courtesy of the Up Over Bar. This one is teal and comes in a cone-like glass. Forcibly opens up the sinuses.
Disposable Camera: For taking pictures of ghosts!
Spring Water: Crystal clear bottled water that may have actually just come from a tap.
Walkie-Talkies: A set of two-way radios with extremely short range and an ever dwindling battery life.
Fanny Pack: Looks disgustingly tacky, but at least it holds your stuff.
ECHO Recorder: A portable voice recording and playback device.
Umbrella: Handy for keeping dry, I guess? Or you could hit someone with it kind of hard.
Jack Mask: A disturbingly realistic skin-like mask.
Hot Gazpacho: A Moxx-tail, courtesy of the Up Over Bar. This one is light purple and comes in a cylindrical glass. It's spicy!
A (Kitchen) KNIFE: Hey, let me see what you have--
Chef's Ensemble: A chef's hat and an apron that reads "Kiss The Shellf."
Mug: A slightly chipped, but still well cared-for mug.
Cigarette Pack: A pack of Hi-Lite brand cigarettes, full up and perfect for dramatic brooding.
Smuppet: A puppet of dubious origins, with a long probiscus-like nose and a firm, plush rump.
Cheese Basket: An assortment of delicious cheeses, crackers, and sliced meats.
H-Jack Dakimura: A body pillow featuring a scantily-clad image of your handsome host.
Wake-Up Slap: A canned coffee-based energy drink in chocolate flavor, from Spacebucks.
Worldhoppers: A datachip containing a media series involving explorers, wormholes, and occasionally, alien ruins.
Promotional Poster: A slightly holographic poster promoting a tag-team fight, backing a pair of fighters called Gaia Ascendant and the Flashbang Queen.
Cloven Crystal: A yellow orb that resembles serpentine eye thanks to the crevice that looks like an axe was once embedded in it - in case you forgot something is always watching.
Medicinal Herb: A carefully prepared pouch of pain-relieving leaves.
Fluffy Socks: You can never have enough.
Crowbar: Perfect for opening things or acting as a melee weapon in a pinch.
The Oxygen Destroyer: A deadly device that once contained the dangerous chemical compound that killed Godzilla. Currently empty.
Multivitamins: A large bottle of daily vitamin tablets. Take with water.
Rubber Ducky: You know the one. It makes bathtime fun! Squeak squeak!
Sand: It's not even in a jar. It's coarse and rough and you know the rest...
The Complete Works of Taylor Swift: A small portable music player with the entire discography of one artist.
Sickle: One half of the flag of the Soviet Union.
Heavy-Duty Flashlight: Perfect for ghost hunting!
Butt Stallion Figurine with Enhanced Mane: Perfect to brush and braid, if not for the fact it's made out of solid diamond! Every child's dream toy!
Jack Mask: A fuzzy mascot head of your lovely host. Now you too can be Handsome!
Giant Pencil: This thing is defintely taller than you. ME HOY MINOY!
TRADED / CONSUMED / DESTROYED
A Weed: A small, shareable bag. CHRIS I'M CALLING NINE-ONE-ONE.
Apple Juice: A single serving bottle. It's weirdly warm?
Inescapable Lash: Made of tightly wound bronze leather, it can grapple a target as far as 20ft away or pull objects towards it.
Red Sap: Fresh from the Forever Fall forest. Actually delicious.
Lemon Lime & Bullets: A Moxx-tail, courtesy of the Up Over Bar. This one is green and comes in a round cup. Quenches your thirst!
Oxy-Clean: BILLY MAYS HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT OXY-CLEAN-
Lancaster Bikini: A red and white bikini set, with a lion on one of the boobs.
wcb impressions + permissions
Jul. 1st, 2021 03:48 am
▬▬|═══════ﺤ First Impressions
Δ VISUAL: Gwen is 19 years old and stands at 5'4, with a slender-but-curvy build. Her hair is short and blonde with pink highlights that primarily take over her ends. While she doesn't work out in her free time or anything, the work of being a sword-swinging "superhero" means she has a tiny sprinkling of muscle mass.
Δ FASHION: When Gwenpool isn't adoring her trademark costume, her attire is usually nerdy and tends to reflect her mood. Her superhero suit is a pink-and-white number initially designed by someone who thought she was doing a take on Deadpool, with an attached hood/mask. When Gwen is wearing the mask, much like a classic comic character (i.e. Spider-Man), the pink eyepieces morph with her expression. Her style of clothing outside of that outfit is best summed up as "pink, casual and cute", ranging from comfy-casual to ones with a little more effort. Sometimes stuff in-between. You get the idea.
Δ DEMEANOUR: Gwen is nothing short of bubbly! She tends to stay positive to the point of occasionally coming across as frenzied and absent-minded, and is often quick to quip on her situation regardless of whether or not she's the only one whos' going to get it. She can tone herself down quite a lot when called for, but often tends to have pretty extreme swings from one emotion to the next. She certainly doesn't come across as a typical superhero, and even with the immaculate costume and obvious buttkickin skills, some might be quick to dismiss her as a lunatic.
Δ SOUND: Gwenpool speaks with all the grace of a upbeat fangirl who is both extremely manic and overtly emotional. She does not have a defined VA so read her however you want! When I write her I imagine something between Star Butterfly and Young Justice's Artemis.Δ MENTAL/EXTRA INFORMATION: Crazy! CRAZY! Crazy lady who pushed a dude into a furance in her first issue and is really really trying to be better than that in her later issues! Mentally, Gwen comes across as a happy medium between legitimately manic and a typical fandom-obsessed teenager. A little probing in her mind will also reveal that she truly believes her story of coming from another universe to be fact. She's also crazy, probably.
Her voice carries something of a "cosmic accent" that magic-users may recognize. This is rendered in the form of pink speech bubbles to the reader (that Gwen herself can see while she's in the comic book world). As of an in-universe retcon that takes place in Gwenpool Strikes Back, Gwen now also carries the X-Gene, making her one of Marvel's mutants.
🕮 Permissions
Δ BACITAGGING: Forever. I tend to drop stuff that's crusty only if it's just small talk at that point.
Δ FOURTHWALLING: Huehuehue
Δ PHYSICAL AFFECTION: Yes.
Δ PHYSICAL VIOLENCE: Very yes.
Δ RELATIONSHIPS: Sounds like a disaster. Lets do it.
Δ RELATIONSHIPS: Sounds like a disaster. Lets do it.
🕮 Opt-Out
Fourthwall breakage is an essential part of who Gwenpool is as a character, even moreso than Wade Wilson, as it explicitly defines how she interacts with her enviornment and those around her. Gwen originally hails from "the real world" and is a heavy consumer of comic books, video games, and other such geekery, with a heavy lean towards the superhero genre,. Dr. Strange likens this to other universes leaving "imprints" on her home universe. This means when she's later transported to the Marvel universe, her basic power is "knowing how the world works and knowing all the secret identities". Plenty of individuals in the Marvel Universe dismiss her fourth wall breaks as Gwen's "Truman Show thing" and try not to engage with it.
If your character is from a well-known pre-2019 canon, especially if they originated in a comic book, there is a high chance that Gwenpool will recognize your character and canon as a fictional one that existed in her world! She is not going to immediately blurt out the fact that anyone is fictional, given close calls due to abuse of this ability (Miles Morales hates her guts and Jane Foster tried to kill her!). Keeping all of this in mind, please let me know how involved you would like this element of Gwen's character to be when she is interacting with yours! Would you like Gwen to recognize them as fictional but not discuss this to their face? Go all-in? Keep it to wink-wink-nudge-nudge hints? Avoid this altogether? Maybe she's familiar with an expy canon that's a lot like your character's? Please let me know your preferences in the comments below!